I've been really enjoying being a fake grown-up. Basically, I don't have a real "big girl" job anymore, I have a bunch of little jobs. I have the craft store, I'm a professional babysitter, and I'm about to be a *gasp!* tutor! Yep, I just signed on to be a part-time one-on-one tutor at a learning center, and that is basically the most mature job I have right now.
Because really, as a babysitter, I spend most my time doing this:
And a whole lot of this:
And when I'm not doing that, I am usually at home doing this:
When I should be working out, but I mostly end up like
And on my freaking instagram feed, twitter feed, and Facebook news feed, everyone keeps talking about graduating, and getting a grown-up job, and buying a house, and having kids and when I see them in public I'm just like:
but when I get home, it's more like:
Because,
Because everyone seems to be becoming an adult so easily, and I just can't figure it out!
Until I remember that, hey, I can go make stuff for my store! And then I get all
And pretty much remember that I like being a pretend grown-up. Because big-girl jobs can be really sucky, and I'm glad I get the opportunity to do the jobs that I have, even if I don't make as much as I want to. Because, I've had a big girl job... and it paid really well, but it sucked!!! So now, I get the opportunity to say
Because I may have 3 jobs at any given moment, but I have not sold my soul yet!
So take that! I'm going to go to my teenager jobs, do my thing for a little while, and not be ashamed of my immature reaction to finding out someone brought brownies to church.
Because people usually just look at Chavo whenever this happens, and he's like
I'm going to go enjoy being a fake grown-up now! Hope you enjoyed this new GIF post, and I'll be back soon!
See you next Whenever!
YAY GIF POST! You know, you really should probably pursue being a comedian. I think I snort/want to pee my pants about every post I read. When you figure out the grown up thing let me know, because apparently I did this all backasswards. It seems like when I got married everyone was doing the college/job thing; when I had a baby everyone was doing the engagement/married thing and now, at age 25 the age I PLANNED to have been pregnant, everyone else is poppin out the babies.
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